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The Neptunas - Ask Any Mermaiddotdotdot
artworkA fine seven incher from the ladies of the beach. As always, their charm supersedes any technical abyss across which they choose to surf. Ya gotta love 'em!
Picks: Stephanie Miller Has Sand Crabs, Chicken Of The Sea, The Neptunas Theme Song

Track by Track Review


Stephanie Miller Has Sand Crabs dotdotdot
Surf (Vocal)

Dedicated to one-time KFI hostess Stephanie Miller, this is a crash chorded dissonant irritant waiting to happen in your backyard.

Chicken Of The Sea dotdotdot
Surf (Instrumental)

"Strangers In The Night" meeting on bellyboards, resoundingly attracted, inseparably repulsed, magnetically rejected, no room for surfer with good taste, only surfers that taste good. A chunky tune as only the 'Tunas could do. Minor fun in a major way.

The Neptunas Theme Song dotdotdot
Surf (Instrumental)

Monstrously dissonant drums, discordant guitars, and the whole audience shouting "Neptunas." A surreal way to end the show.