Phil Dirt - Reverb Central - PO Box 1609, Felton, CA 95018-1609 USA The Neptunas - Ask Any Mermaid
 | A fine seven incher from the ladies of the beach. As always, their charm supersedes any technical abyss across which they choose to surf. Ya gotta love 'em! |
Picks: Stephanie Miller Has Sand Crabs, Chicken Of The Sea, The Neptunas Theme Song
Track by Track Review
Stephanie Miller Has Sand Crabs Surf (Vocal)
Dedicated to one-time KFI hostess Stephanie Miller, this is a crash chorded dissonant irritant waiting to happen in your backyard.
Surf (Instrumental)
"Strangers In The Night" meeting on bellyboards, resoundingly attracted, inseparably repulsed, magnetically rejected, no room for surfer with good taste, only surfers that taste good. A chunky tune as only the 'Tunas could do. Minor fun in a major way.
Surf (Instrumental)
Monstrously dissonant drums, discordant guitars, and the whole audience shouting "Neptunas." A surreal way to end the show.